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Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002) Hardcover – May 30, 2017
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An NPR Best Book of 2017
An AV Club Favorite Book of 2017
A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2017
A Goodreads Choice Awards nominee
David Sedaris tells all in a book that is, literally, a lifetime in the making.
For forty years, David Sedaris has kept a diary in which he records everything that captures his attention-overheard comments, salacious gossip, soap opera plot twists, secrets confided by total strangers. These observations are the source code for his finest work, and through them he has honed his cunning, surprising sentences.
Now, Sedaris shares his private writings with the world. Theft by Finding, the first of two volumes, is the story of how a drug-abusing dropout with a weakness for the International House of Pancakes and a chronic inability to hold down a real job became one of the funniest people on the planet.
Written with a sharp eye and ear for the bizarre, the beautiful, and the uncomfortable, and with a generosity of spirit that even a misanthropic sense of humor can't fully disguise, Theft By Finding proves that Sedaris is one of our great modern observers. It's a potent reminder that when you're as perceptive and curious as Sedaris, there's no such thing as a boring day.
- Print length528 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherLittle, Brown and Company
- Publication dateMay 30, 2017
- Dimensions6.5 x 1.5 x 9.75 inches
- ISBN-100316154725
- ISBN-13978-0316154727
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"Starve and Struggle. Feast. Bloat. These are the three stages that all artists - with some variation - go through in their careers...So it's encouraging to read 25 years of David Sedaris's diaries, and not just because he manages to defeat Bloat. It's helpful to see that a voice as original, hilarious and sometimes as infuriating as his was put through the same Struggle and Starve meat grinder that most of us go through...No one escapes Bloat, but many survive it. Maybe not with the grace, whining, hilarity and eye-rolling that Sedaris does. But through all 25 years of "Theft by Finding" - of soap opera addictions and spider feeding, family kookiness and language lessons - Sedaris's developing voice is the lifeline that pulls him through the murk."
―Patton Oswalt, New York Times Book Review
"If it's hard to be funny, it's an astounding feat to stay funny--wildly, wickedly, ingeniously so--for more than twenty years. Yet David Sedaris has somehow pulled it off, in exhilarating essays that zero in on the absurd and the poignant with eviscerating wit and radiant humanity....Fans will no doubt delight in the entries that will turn into Sedaris's most beloved essays...We're treated to a portrait of the artist as a young man, albeit one with an old and singular soul."
―Fiona Maazel, O, The Oprah Magazine
"A standout... Whether he's in an IHOP in Raleigh or his apartment in the 6th arrondissement of Paris, his eye for the absurd and the vulgar is infallible and his deadpan prose style inimitable...Here, the relatively artless diary entries, short and long, sequenced and non sequitur, add up to something we've never gotten before--a big, juicy narrative arc. It comprises 25 years of an essentially heartwarming success story, any potential ickiness kept in check by Sedaris's judicious minimalism."
―Marion Winik, Newsday
"Mesmerizing... Delightful... Sedaris describes the world around him... the vast and splendid array of human life that can be observed at IHOP, or the vagaries of fruit picking... Reading Theft by Finding is like watching a favorite play from behind the scenes, in the company of a friend who can identify what is absurd and heartbreaking and human about every person on stage."
―Annalisa Quinn, NPR
"Sedaris, a master of incisive and comic cultural criticism, is about to get more personal than ever...Theft by Finding reveals intimate details of this literary luminary's life and mind--all told with his singular sense of humor."
―Harper's Bazaar
"Sedaris fans will thrill to this opportunity to poke around in the writer's personal diaries, which he has faithfully kept for four decades and used as raw material for his hilarious nonfiction as well as his performances."
―Paul S. Makishima, Boston Globe
"If you've had the good fortune of seeing Sedaris on tour, you've probably heard him read from one of his snarky and hilariously solipsistic diary entries. Finally, they're collected in one place for the first time."
―Entertainment Weekly
"Randomly open to any page of Theft by Finding and you'll find a gem... Sedaris's gift is to make you stop and think one moment and laugh out loud the next."―Rob Merrill, Associated Press
"Here, in these as-it-happened accounts and jottings, is a rich chunk of the mother lode from which David Sedaris has mined his personal essays and performances. The extracts in Theft by Finding cover what may be called the disconsolate IHOP years, when he was a college dropout, rootless casual worker and aspiring artist, and those during which he became a celebrity.... The appeal of these diary entries lies in their spareness and in Sedaris's boundless relish for the absurdity of life.... The Sedaris of these diaries is, above all, a connoisseur of annoying things and of bothersome and downright dreadful people."
―Katherine A. Powers, Washington Post
"This is Sedaris, who can be wickedly funny as well as deliciously insightful about modern mores - so the nuggets are big and shiny and well worth panning for... His eccentric existence is eminently enthralling."―David Holahan, USA Today
"The thrill of Sedaris's nonfiction lies in the absurd details of his memories, burnished with...polish and comic timing...Now we'll finally have access to the raw material -- fragments of the writer's personal diaries that you might recognize from the banter in his prolific and hilarious live readings."
―Boris Kachka, New York
"Of course you're going to buy, read, laugh, ponder, read. He is one of our best comic writers, one of our most thought-provoking, and--who knew?--a dedicated diarist."
―John Timpane, Philadelphia Inquirer
"Sedaris's diaries are the wellspring for his cuttingly funny autobiographical essays, and he now presents a mesmerizing volume of deftly edited passages...Sedaris is caustically witty about his bad habits and artistic floundering...A candid, socially incisive, and sharply amusing chronicle of the evolution of an arresting comedic artist."
―Donna Seaman, Booklist (starred review)
"Raw glimpses of the humorist's personal life as he clambered from starving artist to household name...Though the mood is usually light, the book is also a more serious look into his travails as an artist and person...A surprisingly poignant portrait of the artist as a young to middle-aged man."
―Kirkus (Starred Review)
"A David Sedaris book is always a welcome addition to any personal library - his hilarity, his self-deprecation, his compassion for (and amusement with) the human condition, and his clear joy at making his readers laugh out loud are all what make a David Sedaris book great."―E. Ce Miller, Bustle
"Peak Sedaris...A real journey, and catnip for his most loyal fans."
―Jinnie Lee and Maura M. Lynch, WMagazine.com
"For those curious about the mind of a comic genius, this is a great place to start."
―Melissa Kravitz, amNewYork
"Filled with rich and unfailingly sharp observations...There are moments of sadness...but this is not a sad book; instead, it's a gloriously weird one...This is a diary that shows us how Sedaris's powers of observation and his intense investment in his own perspective have enriched his life and, by extension, ours."―Kelly Blewett, BookPage
"Scintillating... Sedaris is a latter-day Charlie Chaplin: droll, put-upon but not innocent, and besieged by all sorts of obstreperous or menacing folks... Sedaris's storytelling, even in diary jottings, is consistently well-crafted and hilarious."―Publishers Weekly (Starred Review)
"Wildly entertaining....This book is flat-out memerizing."
―Laurie Hertzel, Minneapolis Star-Tribune
"A summer in which there is a new Sedaris book is the very definition of a good summer."―Ann Patchett, author of Commonwealth
"Diary entries shouldn't be this good, but considering Sedaris's output, it's not surprising that this collection is a worthy addition to his name...Like much of Sedaris's deceivingly simple prose, the enjoyment comes not from its very basic conceit but its sharp observations and bone-dry humor."―Caitlin PenzeyMoog, A.V. Club
"The Sedaris diaries are laced with snark, wit and trenchant observations, personal and public."―Jim Higgins, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel
"As brilliant and hilarious as anything Sedaris has previously published."
―Zack Ruskin, SF Weekly
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- Publisher : Little, Brown and Company; Unabridged edition (May 30, 2017)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 528 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0316154725
- ISBN-13 : 978-0316154727
- Item Weight : 1.74 pounds
- Dimensions : 6.5 x 1.5 x 9.75 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #162,790 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #386 in Humor Essays (Books)
- #577 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
- #5,196 in Memoirs (Books)
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David Sedaris lives in Paris. Raised in North Carolina, he has worked as a housecleaner and most famously, as a part-time elf for Macy's. Several of his plays have been produced, and he is a regular contributor to ESQUIRE and Public Radio International's 'This American Life'.
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Customers find the book compelling and enjoyable to read. They find the humor funny and witty, making them laugh out loud. The author's perspective is appreciated for its humanity and honesty. Readers appreciate the insight into life's progression and the honest self-deprecating tone. They enjoy the idea of keeping a daily diary based on conversations and observations. Overall, customers describe the book as an interesting look into the mind of David Sedaris, describing it as both a work of art and an act of documentary fiction.
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Customers find the book engaging from an artist's perspective. They appreciate the personal and compelling entries from his journal. It's fun to read the entries in written form, especially the ones about fun events. The author takes us through his twenty-five years in an inimitable way, showing us interesting jobs and friends. They also mention it's a great book to listen to while driving.
"...Totally enjoyable and reminded me why I loved reading so much. Getting lost in Mr. Sedaris' world is a wacky adventure...." Read more
"...This book proved far more interesting than I truly thought reading someone's diaries could be...." Read more
"Easy to pick up and read whenever. I found myself easily reading 50 pages of absurd, humorous, self depreciating, among other things - mini stories." Read more
"...Although the structure of the book is different, it was still interesting, heartfelt, sad, and hilarious-like all of his other books..." Read more
Customers enjoy the humor in the book. They find it witty and humorous, with oddball observations that make reading David Sedaris enjoyable.
"...It's called a Carnival of Snackery. Already it's so hilarious, and I recommend that one too. I'm already lost in his world and ignoring my pains." Read more
"...I found myself easily reading 50 pages of absurd, humorous, self depreciating, among other things - mini stories." Read more
"...the book is different, it was still interesting, heartfelt, sad, and hilarious-like all of his other books..." Read more
"...I think that’s what we love most about him, his humor and observance but also his take on the human experience. Absolutely love this...." Read more
Customers enjoy the author's perspective. They appreciate his humor and honesty in writing events. It is a wonderful glimpse into the author's mind, as they watch his writing skills unfold and follow his development into a brilliant essayist. Readers feel like they are reading his diary unedited, and it is great to see the transitions throughout his life.
"...You really feel like you are reading his diary unedited..." Read more
"...It gave a glimpse of how his mind works and just who he really is. I think I’d probably like him. I struggled to decide on the number of stars...." Read more
"...Through small snippets of in-the-moment, just-passing-through-a-life reality, a plum of a story is told...." Read more
"...I love that he innately senses the surroundings and write the events with so much humanity and honesty. If you are a fan, you won't be disappointed...." Read more
Customers find the book insightful and humorous. They appreciate the author's honesty, wit, and self-deprecating humor. The book provides inspiration and hope for readers.
"...If not, buckle up, this gets weird! The most useful bits, if you fancy putting pen to paper yourself, reside in the intro where he gives..." Read more
"...He is a brilliant shining light; a soothsayer of our time." Read more
"...the surroundings and write the events with so much humanity and honesty. If you are a fan, you won't be disappointed...." Read more
"Not only funny, but insightful, because I really find David's history and life and how he became who he is today to be fascinating...." Read more
Customers enjoy the diary entries. They find them interesting and engaging, with long and short entries about everyday events. The diary style keeps readers reading as they feel like snooping into the author's life. Readers appreciate the early musings in the diaries that form the basis for the stories.
"...It is a wonderful collection of small diary entries that simply deliver on the ironies of daily life...." Read more
"...younger years and early observations--and especially loved seeing his list of dreams and goals, and how many of them came to fruition...." Read more
"I am a huge David Sedaris fan. This is a treat to have a look into his diary. This book, however, is unlike his longer stories and essays...." Read more
"...And it's so interesting to hear his early diary entries, before fame came along...." Read more
Customers find the book an interesting look into the mind of David Sedaris. They describe it as both a work of art and an act of documentary fiction. The author is charming, hilarious, and sublime. They appreciate the subtle humor embedded in the diary entries. Readers appreciate the revealing portrait of the artist as a young man.
"...Definitely an unexpected layout, because each page can have multiple entries spanning the course of a day or sometimes a few days, but it makes it..." Read more
"...and "I've seen/experienced something like 'that'." Wry and whimsical--tragic at times--the arc of his life surprises and gratifies...." Read more
"...But that is what I love about it. I feel like it is a very raw look into what life was like for him during those years...." Read more
"A revealing portrait of the artist as a young man...." Read more
Customers have different views on the pacing of the book. Some find it insightful and praise the author's talent. Others describe the entries as meandering, disjointed, and exaggerated. The first two-thirds of the book drags for some readers.
"...As such, the first 2/3 of the book drags and I kept putting it down and coming back to it days later...." Read more
"...It was very brave of David to make public some very private thoughts and experiences that shaped him...." Read more
"...Not hilarious like his other books...." Read more
"...on observations we've come to expect from this writer, with liberal doses of his bravery in sharing his most intimate, personal thoughts and..." Read more
Customers find the book boring, self-indulgent, and tiresome. They find it hard to read through due to its lack of plot or storyline.
"...education spurring on such vitriol, it still made for some pretty depressing reading...." Read more
"Love David Sedaris. I'm finding it challenging to read this book in its entirety without taking a break and reading another book and coming back to..." Read more
"...I have found it hard to get through the entire book...." Read more
"...But it actually gives the genesis of his other stories - quite bittersweet - didn't laugh for quite a few pages initially, but David can't keep you..." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2023Due to medications I could not hold an attention span long enough to read an article, let alone a book. But for the first time in 5 years I picked up a book by my absolute favorite author. I read it in a week! The diary format toom a little getting used to, but the entries seemed to get longer as the book went on, more like his short essays. Totally enjoyable and reminded me why I loved reading so much. Getting lost in Mr. Sedaris' world is a wacky adventure. I love his writing so much, I'm set up with two more of his newer novels and have his 2024 on pre order. I just started the follow up book to this one which covers diaries from I think 2003 to 2021 or so. It's called a Carnival of Snackery. Already it's so hilarious, and I recommend that one too. I'm already lost in his world and ignoring my pains.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2019"I’m always struck by how many times people get stabbed. It seems like it’s never just once or twice. It must be one of those activities that, once you get started, you just can’t stop."
Observations like the one above explain why David Sedaris moves so many copies. With Theft by Finding: Diaries, we get a look into his life and mind that swings from insightful and hilarious to horrible and horrifying. If you've read his essays, you won't be surprised. If not, buckle up, this gets weird!
The most useful bits, if you fancy putting pen to paper yourself, reside in the intro where he gives some journaling tips he's followed throughout his life. For instance, he says: "If nothing else, a diary teaches you what you're interested in." Which is a good point – whatever deep thoughts you start out jotting down may not really be what you long to focus on. However, the things you write about over and over is where your true interest lies.
As Sedaris wrote: "The point is to find out who you are and to be true to that person. Because so often you can’t." He goes on with further tips for keeping a diary, many of which I highlighted in my Kindle and noted: "OMG I love this!" So, price of admission right there, folks.
But you didn't come for the useful bits, you came for a peek behind the curtain. As always, Sedaris lets us in, warts and all. Through much of the early years of the diaries, he's dirt poor, working odd jobs, and frequently blasted on meth, alcohol and what have you. The places he lives and people he encounters in these times are often cruel, stupid and racist. At one point I noted: "What the f*** nightmare hellhole is Raleigh?!" To be fair, he had disturbing encounters with people in Chicago, too. I could relate hard to some experiences on public transport there. Things didn't improve when he moved to New York.
He spent a lot of time as a messed up, aimless, wannabe artist who made god-awful art. "I’m going to start saving dirty napkins at work," he wrote at one point. That tells you all you need to know about his art. I'm hoping that was for his artwork, anyway.
A look at the dark times he recounts: "In the park I bought dope. There was a bench nearby, so I sat down for awhile and took in the perfect fall day. Then I came home and carved the word failure into a pumpkin." That quote seemed to sum up his adult life up to that point.
An astute observation: "Other people's pain is uninteresting. My own, though, is spellbinding."
And also: "In my twenties and early thirties I was able to disguise my shallowness, but now it's written all over my shopping bags."
There were many, many passages I read out loud to my husband; they were too good not to share. This book proved far more interesting than I truly thought reading someone's diaries could be. You also see the moments his career (and life) first started to take off, how he met the love of his life, Hugh, and how he gradually morphed from someone painfully broke and counting pennies to someone with the bank to buy multiple homes. I don't mind at all that some of that money came from my pocket. Hopefully, you won't either.
I'll leave you with a final tip from Sedaris on keeping a diary that sums up his beautiful style:
"In order to record your life, you sort of need to live it. Not at your desk, but beyond it. Out in the world where it's so beautiful and complex and painful that sometimes you just need to sit down and write about it."
- Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2024Easy to pick up and read whenever. I found myself easily reading 50 pages of absurd, humorous, self depreciating, among other things - mini stories.
- Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2017I started reading David Sedaris when I was just starting high school, and I've been a huge fan ever since reading Me Talk Pretty One Day, so it was a no brainer to preorder this one and I was so excited when I got it in the mail! Definitely an unexpected layout, because each page can have multiple entries spanning the course of a day or sometimes a few days, but it makes it even a more endearing read. You really feel like you are reading his diary unedited (although I know from the intro that it was edited for clarity and probably deletes many of the more mundane days). Although the structure of the book is different, it was still interesting, heartfelt, sad, and hilarious-like all of his other books (although my least favorite, Squirrel Meets Chipmunk, did not call forth all of those emotions). If you are a fan, get the book.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2018All through this book I would wonder, why am I still reading this? Yet, I continued reading it. I found it interesting to get little snapshots of David Sedaris life. It gave a glimpse of how his mind works and just who he really is. I think I’d probably like him. I struggled to decide on the number of stars. I could just as easily ended up with a different number.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2017Who knew: the years painting, moving furniture, drinking/drugging, coping with characters in seedy neighborhoods/apt. building...all now fodder for this delightfully addictive book. Love the format (and admire anyone who can keep a diary for decades). Through small snippets of in-the-moment, just-passing-through-a-life reality, a plum of a story is told. Through a single narrative sentence, mom, dad, sister Amy, a neighbor, a co-worker, Hugh (and so many others) come to life. I admire David's skills of noticing: intercepting a moment, perceiving, capturing a comment/glance/action, and documenting same in a way that makes one think both, "You gotta be kidding" and "I've seen/experienced something like 'that'." Wry and whimsical--tragic at times--the arc of his life surprises and gratifies. Can't put this book down; often laughing out loud and re-reading entries for another "hit" of humor and appreciation for the absurdity of everyday life. Yearning for the sequel, the next 15 years.
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- gtrReviewed in the United Kingdom on May 25, 2020
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't waste your time
I chose this as our book club book for the month of April 2020 when everyone was on lockdown so plenty of time to read. Unanimously we disliked this 'book' which was just a pointless set of rambling diary entries over a period of drug and drink fuelled life. Only 3 of us struggled on to complete reading all the book and each of those 3 each scored it 1 out of 10!
It takes the accolade of 'Our lowest scoring book ever'
- Amazon Review ...Reviewed in Canada on January 29, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars Like laugh out loud laughs
Gotta admit, a lot of laughs. Like laugh out loud laughs. LOTS of Gyn. That's what the man did. If I may another great read is James Maskalyk’s Life on the Ground Floor. Pulls no punches.
- Amazon CustomerReviewed in Canada on July 19, 2017
4.0 out of 5 stars it doesn't read at all like a "story" but is still full of unexpected wit ...
I adore the writings of David Sedaris so this was a very exciting purchase! The entries are short and the read is fast. Because it's a diary, it doesn't read at all like a "story" but is still full of unexpected wit and humour. Still a fan!
- Olivia JenningsReviewed in Canada on November 6, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars Sedaris fans, make sure you've got this.
This is a selection of David Sedaris's diary entries over several years. They reveal a man who is generous, observant, funny and slightly crazy. I loved this book and urge all fans to read it.
- Andrew WestReviewed in Canada on August 19, 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars funny, and so much more
Insightful, funny, and so much more. Read from cover to cover. One can only hope that what will follow is as captivating.